Tag Archives: Merry Christmas

America’s Lowest Common Denominator metaphorically fellating Donald Trump

The war is finally over. No, not the one in Afghanistan. And no, it’s not even the war on drugs. It’s the battle over semantics that conservatives have long been… Read more »

Only YOU can help save Christmas from the clutches of political correctness

At the Values Voter Summit earlier this year, President Trump declared that he will be “stopping cold the attacks on Judeo-Christian values” and that Americans will finally be “saying Merry… Read more »

The reason for the season? How about outrage, petty insults, and overcooked butthurt?

You know what Jesus never said? “Merry Christmas!” – Shannyn Moore Listen to Conservatives bleating impotently whilst their panties are in a wad…and you could be forgiven for thinking the… Read more »

“[I]nclusion is important…. I don’t know if that’s necessary. It’s just not in my belief system”

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A new billboard on I-25 is causing some controversy. The billboard on northbound I-25 near Montgomery tells people to “just skip church” and ‘”it’s all fake news!”… Read more »

Merry Christmas: You can’t bring back what never left to begin with

Donald Trump claims he brought back the phrase “Merry Christmas.” In reality, it never left. MSNBC’s Chris Hayes debunked the myth that former President Barack Obama was somehow hostile to… Read more »

Today on the “Conservative Butthurt Hour”: Turns out smug arrogance won’t make coffee

#BoycottKeurig Make Coffee Great Again! #StandWithVets BUY #BlackRifleCoffee Stay woke with patriotism, guns and a double shot of humor. #SundayFunday #StandWithHannitypic.twitter.com/2hTpojmF35 — Νια🎄Ναυghτγ-or-Νιcε (@NiaMAGA3X) November 12, 2017 In what has… Read more »

“[T]he fable these voters tell themselves and others so as maintain their air of self-righteousness”

President Trump revels in the adoration of Christian conservatives, who remain among the most steadfast supporters of the thrice-married, frequently accused misogynist who evidences not a single Christian virtue (e.g…. Read more »

“[T]here are secular forces in our country that hate Christmas….”

For the second year in a row, the American Family Association and Liberty Counsel have released dueling “Naughty or Nice” lists designed to, as Liberty Counsel puts it, let Religious… Read more »

There are approximately 2000 religions in the world…and ONLY yours is correct

It’s that time of year again…when REAL Americans © pledge fealty to Jesus, the Constitution (at least the parts they agree with), and all that’s Good, Right, and Holy ©…. Read more »