Author Archives: Jack Cluth

A Democrat wins in Texas?: Why, I can believe a half-dozen impossible things before breakfast!!

Every Texas reporter: "But Ted Cruz isn't a child predator" Me: Yeah, but what about pic.twitter.com/4J6B9hu6gX — PhillipMartin (@PhillipMartin) December 13, 2017 On the heels of the Alabama election, deep… Read more »

Sixty-three million Americans elected a pathetic tyrant and despot. Well played, y’all!!

Lightweight Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, a total flunky for Chuck Schumer and someone who would come to my office “begging” for campaign contributions not so long ago (and would do anything… Read more »

2017: Year of the Angry Impotent White Racist

It's not just for Nazi's https://t.co/Bh8EbfxDIT — Raw Story (@RawStory) December 8, 2017 Owner of punchable face: Every Person Who Still Supports Donald Trump Occupation: Unwashed masses yearning for someone… Read more »

Only YOU can help save Christmas from the clutches of political correctness

At the Values Voter Summit earlier this year, President Trump declared that he will be “stopping cold the attacks on Judeo-Christian values” and that Americans will finally be “saying Merry… Read more »

Conservative values: Because America is a nation of (something closely approximating) morals

Betsy DeVos's brother, folks. The family supports replacing secular institutions with light theocracy, because, uh morals. https://t.co/hLsjLedVYl — Amanda Marcotte (@AmandaMarcotte) December 8, 2017 Erik Prince has been in the… Read more »