“She’ll cut your pee-pee off, I promise you”

Root was ranting about a federal contractor who was arrested for allegedly leaking classified information to a news outlet when he went off on a tangent about how liberal women who own cats are all insane. “Find me a woman who is a feminist and a liberal and likes cats and I will find you someone who ought to be in an insane asylum every single time,” Root bellowed. “Hey guys, if any of you out there are single and you ever meet a woman who admits to being a liberal and hating Trump and when you get to her house, she’s got cats, run for your life. Run, run, run. Like those ads in Britain, run and hide and tell other men to run and hide.”…. “No man can ever live with a liberal woman with cats,” he continued. “She’ll cut your pee-pee off, I promise you. Liberals are mentally unstable and mentally insane. They’re unhinged.”

There are times when I really, truly enjoy the lunatic fringe of the American Taliban. Sure, they’re Christians in the same way David Koresh was all about abstinence, but the comic relief potential is through the frickin’ roof. If you can get past the maroons believing they and ONLY possess divine license to rule the world, they’re kinda fun.

In the case of Wayne Allyn Root, I’d submit he may want to exercise caution before going off on Liberal women as “mentally unstable,” “mentally insane,” or “unhinged.” This is where exercising a modicum of self-awareness might save him a whole lot of potential embarrassment. Root, like so many denizens of the Radical Religious Right, takes himself and his personal theology VERY seriously. That said, if you’re reduced to ranting about cat-owning Liberal women cutting off your “pee-pee,” you may want to give serious consideration to having your medication adjusted, knowhutimean?

2 thoughts on ““She’ll cut your pee-pee off, I promise you”

  1. Infidel753

    I don’t think he needs to worry about liberal women (with or without cats) wanting to date him anyway. Especially if he calls it a “pee-pee”.

  2. NoE

    a “pee-pee” How old is this person, two? No woman is going to get close enough to you to find out where you even keep your ‘pee-pee’ or if it’s even big enough to find and cut off, Mr. Root. Women like to date men, not little boys.
    What a moron.


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